"I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people."
Sir Isaac Newton
"The door that nobody else will go in at, seems always to swing open widely for me."
US humanitarian, Red Cross founder
"All the American women had purple noses and gray lips and their faces were chalk white from terrible powder. I recognized that the United States could be my life's work."
"Success seems to be connected with action. Successful men keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit."
(great-grandfather of Paris Hilton;
was married to Zsa Zsa Gabor)
"Twelve? Who needs twelve? Couldn't we make do with six?"
, on filming apostles
"My audience was my life. What I did and how I did it, was all for my audience."
US bandleader, singer, drummer, entertainer
"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'"
One of the Stately Old Homos of England
"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
"No person is important enough to make me angry."
US anthropologist, writer
"I couldn't act, but I could swing through the trees."
, on her role in "Sheena, Queen of the Jungle"
"[My daughter loves playing] cowpersons and Indians."
US feminist, writer
"Ideas are to literature what light is to painting."
"Writing good editorials is chiefly telling people what they think, not what you think."
US editor, writer
"Truth is stranger than fishin'."
US singer, songwriter, parrothead head
"You don't forget the movies, but you forget the details of them."
"As people do better, they start voting like Republicansunless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing."
US political manipulator and general all-around slimeball
"Dying is easy, it's living that scares me to death."
Scottish singer (Eurythmics)
"Bush doesnít know the names of countries, he doesnít know the names of foreign leaders, he canít even find the Earth on a globe."
"In modelling, there is no point in trying to prove you have a brain, so why even bother? I'd sooner save the energy for something more meaningful."
"Because it's 2015."
Canadian PM (23)
, on why his cabinet was 50% female
(son of Margaret
and Pierre Trudeau)
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl."
English-US comic, actor, director
(was married to Paulette Goddard)
"In the 20s, you were a face. And that was enough. In the 30s, you also had to be a voice. And your voice had to match your face, if you can imagine that."
(was married to Dick Powell,
"ShirleyI love her, but her oars aren't touching the water these days."
Italian-US singer, actor
"Disco is James Brown, hip-hop is James Brown, rap is James Brown; you know what I'm saying? You hear all the rappers, 90 percent of their music is me."
"I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma."
US singer, actor
"I've achieved what every artist wants, which is that some of their work will outlive them."
English singer (Wham!)