December 18

"I saw him even now going the way of all flesh, that is to say towards the kitchen."

John Webster
(12/18/1580 – ??/??/1632)
English writer

"There is a star above us which unites souls of the first order, though worlds and ages separate them."

Queen Christina
(12/08/1626 – 04/19/1689)
Swedish royalty

"A pin has as much head as some authors and a good deal more point."

George D. Prentice
(12/18/1802 – 01/22/1870)
US writer ("Prenticeana, or Wit and Humor in Paragraphs")

"Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant; there is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks."

Johann Gottfried von Herder
(08/25/1744 – 12/18/1803)
German philosopher

"It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else."

Samuel Rogers
(07/30/1763 – 12/18/1855)
English writer

"I always say beauty is only sin deep."

Saki
(12/18/1870 – 11/14/1916)
Scottish writer

"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."

Joseph Stalin
(12/18/1878 – 03/05/1953)
Russian leader
(father of Svetlana Alliluyeva)

"A single day is enough to make us a little larger or, another time, a little smaller."

Paul Klee
(12/18/1879 – 06/29/1940)
Swiss artist

"When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch."

Ty Cobb
(12/18/1886 – 07/17/1961)
US baseball player

"If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration."

Robert Moses
(12/18/1888 – 07/29/1981)
US administrator (NYC)

"Manifold subsequent experience has led to a truer appreciation and a more moderate estimate of the importance of the dependence of one living being upon another. "

Richard Owen
(07/20/1804 – 12/18/1892)
English zoologist

"What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean."

Christopher Fry
(12/18/1907 – 06/30/2005)
English writer

"And the bartender says to Rene Descartes, 'Another beer?' And Descartes says, 'I think not,' and disappears."

Alfred Bester
(12/18/1913 – 09/30/1987)
US writer

"There are two reasons why I am successful in show business and I am standing on both of them."

Betty Grable
(12/18/1916 – 07/02/1973)
US actor

"Struggle is strengthening. Battling with evil gives us the power to battle evil even more."

Ossie Davis
(12/18/1917 – 02/04/2005)
US actor, playwright, activist
(was married to Ruby Dee)

"Except that right-side-up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby."

Heywood C. Broun
(12/07/1888 – 12/18/1939)
US writer ("Christians Only: A Study in Prejudice")
(father of Heywood Hale Broun)

"Passing the vodka bottle. And playing the guitar."

Keith Richards
(12/18/1943 – )
English guitarist (Rolling Stones, duh!) , on how he keeps fit
(married to Patti Hansen, relationship with Anita Pallenberg)

"It doesn't matter how many times I've played 'Brown Sugar', I never get tired of playing it."

Bobby Keys
(12/18/1943 – 12/02/2014)
US saxophonist)

"I dream for a living."

Steven Spielberg
(12/18/1946 – )
US filmmaker
(married to Kate Capshaw; was married to Amy Irving)

"It would be nice to do a movie where I didn't have to choke the girl to get her."

Ray Liotta
(12/18/1954 – )
US actor

"Heartthrobs are a dime a dozen."

Brad Pitt
(12/18/1963 – )
US actor
(was married to Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie)

"Some people think they are concentrating when they're merely worrying."

Bobby Tyre Jones
(03/17/1902 – 12/18/1971)
US golfer

"Write out of love, write out of instinct, write out of reason. But always for money."

Louis Untermeyer
(10/01/1885 – 12/18/1977)
US writer

"It's kind of fun being the cute, little one. In fact, I'm finding it hard to grow out of that."

Katie Holmes
(12/18/1978 – )
US actor
(was married to Tom Cruise)

"It's funny how society places such strict standards upon young blonde females. We're supposed to play the clean-cut view the public wants of us. But I am not your little cookie-cutter virgin."

Christina Aguilera
(12/18/1980 – )
US singer

"Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes."

Chris Farley
(02/15/1964 – 12/18/1997)
US comic, actor (SNL)

"If you took those early Star Treks that we did and put us in a western wardrobe and put us on wagon train going west, we can say the same lines."

Majel Barrett
(02/23/1932 – 12/18/2008)
US actor ("Star Trek")
(was married to Gene Roddenberry)

"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not."

Vaclav Havel
(10/05/1936 – 12/18/2011)
Czech President

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house."

Zsa Zsa Gabor
(02/06/1917 – 12/18/2016)
Hungarian celebrity-because-a-celebrity
(sister of Eva; was married to Conrad Hilton and eight others)