"No man is born an Artist nor an Angler."
English writer (Compleat Angler)
"The human face is the organic seat of beauty... It is the register of value in development, a record of Experience, whose legitimate office is to perfect the life, a legible language to those who will study it, of the majestic mistress, the soul."
Eliza Wood Burhans Farnham
US social reformer
"Each man is good in His sight. It is not necessary for eagles to be crows."
US native chief
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
J. Paul Getty
"Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory."
(A Tree Grows in Brooklyn")
"By and by
God caught his eye."
, epitaph for a waiter
"It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment."
"The vote, I thought, means nothing to women. We should be armed."
"I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they're for."
US comic, actor
"One never knows, do one?"
US pianist, singer
"People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of civilization."
"The best that most of us can hope to achieve in physics is simply to misunderstand at a deeper level."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
"The poor taxpayer may wipe his shoes on a $3 doormat when he goes home, but not the Navy. It is, damn the cost, full feet ahead on a doormat you would be ashamed to get muddy."
US Senator (WI)
, on excessive military spending on ordinary itemsthe doormat in question cost $792
"God is a good God, and the Devil is a bad Devil."
"He couldn't hit a curve ball with an ironing board."
US baseball pitcher
, on Michael Jordan's bid to play baseball for White Sox
"Actually, working with Julie on a film is a whole lot easier than working with many people that I'm not married to!"
US screenwriter, director
(was married to Julie Andrews)