"Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth."

Rex Stout
(12/01/1886 – 10/27/1975)
US writer (created "Nero Wolfe")
Mary Martin "Miss Merman is a great broad... that is, she's a great Broadway star."

Mary Martin
(12/01/1913 – 11/03/1990)
US actor (mother of Larry Hagman)
Allen Konigsberg "I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's."

Woody Allen
(12/01/1935 – )
US comic, actor, director, pedophile (LTRs with Mia Farrow, Diane Keaton, and his adopted daughter)
"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron."

Lee Trevino
(12/01/1939 – )
US golfer
Richard Pryor "I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right."

Richard Pryor
(12/01/1940 – 12/10/2005)
US comic, actor
Bette Midler "They arrested Helen Reddy for loitering in front of an orchestra."

Bette Midler
(12/01/1945 – )
US singer, actor
Godfrey Harold Hardy "It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that."

Godfrey Harold Hardy
(02/07/1877 – 12/01/1947)
English mathematician
John Francis Anthony Pastorius III "Women and rhythm section first!"

Jaco Pastorius
(12/01/1951 – 09/21/1987)
US bassist
"I have never yet met a healthy person who worried very much about his health, or a really good person who worried much about his own soul."

John B. S. Haldane
(11/05/1892 – 12/01/1964)
English scientist (brother of Naomi Mitchison)
Sarah Silverman "If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny."

Sarah Silverman
(12/01/1970 – )
US comic, actor (a href="SNL.htm#Silverman_Sarah_0">SNL)
"In Israel, in order to be realist, you must believe in miracles."

David Ben-Gurion
(10/16/1886 – 12/01/1973)
Israeli Prime Minister
James Baldwin "The price we pay when pursuing any art or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side."

James Baldwin
(08/02/1924 – 12/01/1987)
US writer
Alvin Ailey "I knew most of the gay people in junior high school and high school."

Alvin Ailey
(01/05/1931 – 12/01/1989)
US writer
"The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity."

Robert Anthony
(09/09/1916 – 12/01/2006)
US professor