"O, popular applause! what heart of man
Is proof against thy sweet, seducing charms?"
"You [men] are not our protectorsIf you were, who would there be to protect us from?"
Dr. Mary Edwards Walker
US physician, surgeon, medal of honor recipient
"The rich rob the poor and the poor rob one another."
"I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish."
US baseball player
"You've always made the mistake of being yourself."
"Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night'."
Charles M. Schulz
US comic artist (Peanuts)
"But I don't work out. I pay people to do that for me."
"Frank Sinatra taught me how to do him. It took me seven years to master him. He would tell me, tap your foot, Rich, and don't forget to grasp your sleeve."
Canadian comic, impersonator
"I look at what's there. What's there is legs and hair."
"Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out."
"The cultured man is an artist, an artist in humanity."
"A topologist is one who doesn't know the difference between a doughnut and a coffee cup." *
John L. Kelley
"I think that I used to love Hollywood movies. I remember great phases and moments. But, unfortunately, now is not the moment."
"Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp. It's 2 cents for postage, and 30 cents for storage." *