"There is a time for all thingsexcept marriage, my dear."
"If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag, wash it."
US social reformer
"A professional is a person who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it."
English cultural commentator
"Boredom: the desire for desires."
"You drive for show, but putt for dough."
S. African golfer
"Get picked while you're fresh as dew. Bubble in Hunt's seven spices until you're bursting with flower. Sparkle and shine in a bright new bottle, until some smart hamburger teams up with you. Then people will never forget you. You'll be ketchup with the big tomato taste. Hunts."
Sister Corita Kent
"Truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is."
S. African writer
"Reading is not a duty, and has consequently no business to be made disagreeable."
English politician, scholar
"Some of our best journalists take themselves even more seriously than the politicians they write about."
R. W. "Johnny" Apple
"I was in Dallas with my backup band and a beautician, and a white woman done fainted! She looked at me and said 'Lawdy', and down she went. I asked 'How come she fainted? I don't look that bad, do I?' and they said 'Esquerita, it's the first time they've seen anything like you.'" *
"Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom."
"The most terrifying thing that ever happened to me was that Keith Moon decided he liked me."
US musician (James Gang, Eagles)
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."
(was married to John Derek)
"It's a great little book."
, on the Bible
"I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either."
"I fiddle in the corner where they throw the coins. Where I can get my work done."
US film director