"There is a time for all thingsexcept marriage, my dear."
("Poems Supposed to Have Been Written at Bristol by Thomas Rowley and Others in the Fifteenth Century")
"If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag, wash it."
US social reformer
("Why I Am a Socialist")
"You drive for show, but putt for dough."
S. African golfer
"Get picked while you're fresh as dew. Bubble in Hunt's seven spices until you're bursting with flower. Sparkle and shine in a bright new bottle, until some smart hamburger teams up with you. Then people will never forget you. You'll be ketchup with the big tomato taste. Hunts."
Sister Corita Kent
("Damn Everything but the Circus")
"Reading is not a duty, and has consequently no business to be made disagreeable."
English politician, scholar
("Things Past Redress")
"Some of our best journalists take themselves even more seriously than the politicians they write about."
R. W. "Johnny" Apple
("Far Flung and Well Fed: The Food Writing of R.W. Apple Jr.")
"Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom."
"If you need more than ten rounds to hunt, and some argue they hunt with that many rounds, you shouldn't be hunting. If you can't get the deer in three shots, you shouldn't be hunting. You are an embarrassment."
US President (46),
(husband of Jill Biden)
"The most terrifying thing that ever happened to me was that Keith Moon decided he liked me."
US musician (James Gang, Eagles)
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."
(was married to John Derek)
"I fiddle in the corner where they throw the coins. Where I can get my work done."
US film director
"To me gender is not physical at all, but is altogether insubstantial. It is soul, perhaps, it is talent, it is taste, it is environment, it is how one feels, it is light and shade, it is inner music..."
("Last Letters from Hav")