"We should take care to lay in a stock of provisions, but not of pleasures: these should be gathered day by day."
Ninon de l'Enclos(11/10/1620 – 10/17/1705)
French courtesan
"We should take care to lay in a stock of provisions, but not of pleasures: these should be gathered day by day."
Ninon de l'Enclos
"I have generally found that persons who had studied painting least were the best judges of it."
William Hogarth
"There is no arguing with him, for if his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end of it."
Oliver Goldsmith
"Jazz: Music invented by demons for the torture of imbeciles."
Henry van Dyke
"Genius is the recovery of childhood at will."
Arthur Rimbaud
"If you're going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it."
Richard Burton
"Where there is no freedom, there is death and destruction."
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"
Screaming Lord Sutch
"I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look for it."
Neil Gaiman
"You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah."
Tracy Morgan
"Whatever else may divide us, Europe is our common home; a common fate has linked us through the centuries, and it continues to link us today."
Leonid Brezhnev
"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things."
Ken Kesey
"I'm amazed people read this crap about us—about me most of all."
Jack Palance
"The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level."
Norman Mailer
