"'By God,' quod he, 'for pleynly, at a word,
thy drasty rymyng is nat worth a toord!'"
Father of English literature
"I am sick to death of all this foolish stuff, and wish with all my heart that the Devil may take all your bishops, and the Devil take your ministers, and the Devil take your Parliament, and the Devil take the whole island, provided I can get out of it and go to Hanover."
King George II
German king of England
"Je ne suis pas la rose, mais j'ai vecu pres d'elle.
(I am not the rose, but I have lived near the rose.)"
"It takes a long time to become young."
"Some people call me a hamin my day it was called acting."
Micheál Mac Liammóir
English writer, actor
"No art that is not in the end understood by the People can live or ever did live a single generation."
"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion."
Henry Steele Commager
"The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up."
"Something has been said for sobriety but very little."
"Try being my size and going into a public restroom."
"I told him to take a picture of his testicles so he'd have something to remember them by if he ever took another shot like the last one."
US basketball coach
, on a sideline conversation with a player
"Please don't ask me any questions about the politics of 30 years ago."
"There are certain things which are not jokes, Gogarty, and one of them is my hanging."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within."
Russian historian and writer
(was married to Will Durant)
"You mustn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex."
"If I had my life to live over, I wouldn't have time."
US singer, songwriter
"I don't play monsters. I play men besieged by fate and out for revenge."
(was married to Coral Browne)
"If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig."
US tennis freak
"I'm not interested in reputation or immortality or things like that... I don't care what I'm remembered for. I don't care if I'm remembered. I don't care if I'm not remembered. I don't care why I'm remembered. I genuinely don't care."
"The intellectuals' chief cause of anguish are one another's works."
"More or Less Love Poems #11:
Swing together but
would be something wild."
Diane di Prima
(child with Imamu Amiri Baraka)