Horace Walpole "Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth."

Horace Walpole
(09/24/1717 – 03/02/1797)
English writer
"People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any act of Parliament."

Sir Alan P. Herbert
(09/24/1890 – 11/11/1971)
English writer
Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."

F. Scott Fitzgerald
(09/24/1896 – 12/21/1940)
US writer (was married to Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald; LTR with Sheilah Graham)
"If a fly gets into the throat of one who is fasting, it is not necessary to pull it out."

Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini
(09/24/1902 – 06/03/1989)
Irani religious leader
Jim Henson "Time's fun when you're having flies."

Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson)
(09/24/1936 – 05/16/1990)
US entertainer
"We love the thing that shocks us and sends chills down our spine." *

Carl Laemmle
(01/17/1867 – 09/24/1939)
German-born US director
Linda Eastman McCartney "I used to get on great with journalists until I married Paul."

Linda Eastman McCartney
(09/24/1941 – 04/17/1998)
US photographer (was married to Paul McCartney)
Phil Hartmann (dropped the second "n" "I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear."

Phil Hartman
(09/24/1948 – 05/28/1998)
US comic actor (SNL)
Sarah Veronica Rose Kelly "I laughed from the time I arrived at the studio until I left at night. I was almost ashamed to take a paycheck. In 40-odd years in show business, some years I could do no wrong, and some years I could do nothing right. Show business. I owe it everything—it owes me nothing."

Patsy Kelly
(01/12/1910 – 09/24/1981)
US actor
Theodor Seuss Geisel "Adults are just obsolete children, and the hell with them."

Dr. Seuss
(03/02/1904 – 09/24/1991)
US writer, illustrator
Françoise Quoirez "A dress has no purpose unless it makes a man want to take it off."

Françoise Sagan
(06/21/1935 – 09/24/2004)
French writer