"Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth."
"People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any act of Parliament."
Sir Alan P. Herbert
"If a fly gets into the throat of one who is fasting, it is not necessary to pull it out."
Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini
Irani religious leader
"We love the thing that shocks us and sends chills down our spine." *
German-born US director
"I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear."
US comic actor (SNL)
"I laughed from the time I arrived at the studio until I left at night. I was almost ashamed to take a paycheck. In 40-odd years in show business, some years I could do no wrong, and some years I could do nothing right. Show business. I owe it everythingit owes me nothing."
"Adults are just obsolete children, and the hell with them."
US writer, illustrator
"A dress has no purpose unless it makes a man want to take it off."