"Truth, like the juice of a poppy, in small quantities calms men; in larger, heats and irritates them and is attended by fatal consequences in its excess."
Walter Savage Landor
"But I have noticed this about ambitious men, or men in powerthey fear even the slightest and least likely threat to it."
("The Crystal Cave")
"There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love."
English racing driver
"When Mel told his Jewish mother he was marrying an Italian girl, she said: 'Bring her over. I'll be in the kitchenwith my head in the oven'."
(was married to Mel Brooks)
"My mother buried three husbandsand two of them were only napping."
"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
US comic, actor, painter