"One may not regard the world as a sort of metaphysical brothel for emotions."
"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones."
"Everything begins in mysticism and ends in politics."
"I don't know any other business that tells you not to go in and buy their product."
US chairman (MPAA)
, on movie ratings
"The only thing useful banks have invented in 20 years is the ATM."
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."
US comic actor
"Ride the horse in the direction that it's going."
US cult founder ("est")
"I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states."
"When I saw the dancing chicken, I knew I would create a grand metaphorfor what, I don't know."
, on the ending of "Stroszek"
"If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do... I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife."
Tanzanian singer (Queen)
"Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups."
US cartoonist ("Cathy")
"Yeah, I had to change my name because there were two other actors registered at Equity with that name. One of them is doing quite well from what I understand, the other is making cheap porn movies... like 'Basic Instinct'."
, on his given name (which you can see for anyone on this site by hovering over their picture)
"There is great love, but our lifestyle difference is, unfortunately, even greater."
, on ending engagement with Marilyn Manson
"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."
Macedonian religious leader