"The profession of a prostitute is the only career in which the maximum income is paid to the newest apprentice."
English religious leader, Salvation Army founder
"When my agent told me he had a voice-over job I thought it was a Disney thing."
US composer, singer
, on the 'Chef' role on the South Park TV show
"My attitude these days is, if you write a bad song, what are they gonna do, throw you in songwriter jail?"
US singer, songwriter
"To tell you the truth, if Oliver Stone had wanted Pat Nixon to wear a G-String and swing from a chandelier, I would have played it that way."
, on her role in the movie "Nixon"
"Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul."
US game programmer
"There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for."
Sir Fred Hoyle
"There's nothing deader than a dead love."
US real estate salesperson, heiress, felon
"If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies.'"
"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."
US comic actor