"A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle."
"Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday."
US first family
, at age 85
(mother of Jimmy Carter,
grandmother of Amy)
"I've been in show business my whole life. Why start something new now?"
US comic, actor (Dick Van Dyke Show)
, on retirement plans
Long-winded speaker at a charity luncheon, after finally finishing: "I am sorry, Mr. Toastmaster, that I went beyond the limit, but I left my watch at home."
Will Rogers: "Don't you even have a pocket calendar?"
"Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world."
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
US TV reporter
("Girl Reporter Blows Lid Off Town!")
"If you buy my lamp, you won't need drugs."
Edward Craven Walker
US nudist, inventor
, on his invention, the Lava Lamp
"There is a thin line between politics and theatricals."
US Rep (GA)