"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."
"My advice is, don't spend money on therapy. Spend it in a record store."
"A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it."
"They said playing basketball would kill me. Well, not playing basketball was killing me."
US basketball player
"Five inches of snow in five-inch heels. You can't look sexy and you can't look like you know what you're doing because you fall."
(married to Ashton Kutcher)
"We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end."
US union leader
, on labor disputes
"If you really think about the horror of the world, the only suitable attitude seems to be to reject it."
("The Captive Mind")