Johann Sebastian Bach "Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul."

Johann Sebastian Bach
(03/31/1685 – 07/28/1750)
German composer
Beatrix Potter "Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."

Beatrix Potter
(07/28/1866 – 12/22/1943)
English writer
(Peter Rabbit)
Henri-Robert-Marcel Duchamp "Anything is art if the artist says it is."

Marcel Duchamp
(07/28/1887 – 10/02/1968)
French surrealist
John Ashbery "There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army."

John Ashbery
(07/28/1927 – 09/03/2017)
US writer
Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis "There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed."

Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis
(07/28/1929 – 05/19/1994)
US First Lady (42) (was married to Aristotle Onassis, John F. Kennedy)
Marie Dressler "I have no patience with women who measure and weigh their love like a country doctor dispensing capsules. If a man is worth loving at all, he is worth loving generously, even recklessly."

Marie Dressler
(11/09/1868 – 07/28/1934)
Canadian-US actor
William James Mayo "The examining physician often hesitates to make the necessary examination because it involves soiling the finger."

Dr. William James Mayo
(06/29/1861 – 07/28/1939)
US doctor, clinic founder (brother of Charles Horace Mayo)
Phil Proctor "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants)."

Phil Proctor
(07/28/1940 – )
US comic, actor (Firesign Theatre)
Jim Davis "Lord no, I don't make THAT much money."

Jim Davis
(07/28/1945 – )
US cartoonist (Garfield) , on whether he owns a cat like Garfield
Emma Margaret Tennant "He can't see a belt without hitting below it."

Dame Margot Tennant Asquith
(02/02/1864 – 07/28/1945)
English writer (was married to PM Herbert Henry Asquith, mother of Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco) , on David Lloyd George
Doug Collins "Any time Detroit scores more than a hundred points and holds the other team below a hundred points, they almost always win."

Doug Collins
(07/28/1951 – )
US basketball coach
"The only problem I really have in the outfield is with fly balls."

Carmelo Martinez
(07/28/1960 – )
Puerto Rican baseball player
"Hollywood to me is a civilization easily as complex, fascinating, and mysterious as ancient Egypt."

Don Carpenter
(03/16/1931 – 07/28/1995)
US writer