"The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir."
("Worthies of England")
"Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed."
"The richer your friends, the more they will cost you."
US literary and theatrical agent
("Manners: A handbook of social customs")
"[The 17th Earl of Derby] is a very weak-minded fellow I am afraid, and, like the feather pillow, bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him."
"There is no error so monstrous that it fails to find defenders among the ablest men."
John Dalberg Acton
("The History of Freedom")
"If you have integritynothing else matters. If you don't have integritynothing else matters."
US attorney general (CA)
(same dates as Moe Howard)
"Life can be dangerous; just let it be! When we shake off what we perceive as boundaries, that is where the bliss really is."
US singer, songwriter (Heart)
("Crazy On You")
(sister of Nancy Wilson)
"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."
"For all of those willing to help me start a family, I am flattered. I will let you know when I need your help."
US dancer, singer
("Forever Your Girl")
(was married to Emilio Estevez)
"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters."
English Prime Minister (55)