"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
"I spend money on war because it is necessary, but to spend it on science, that is pleasant to me. This object costs no tears; it is an honour to humanity."
King George III
Actress: "I dread the thought of forty-five."
: "Why? What happened to you then, dear?"
"Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks."
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
"Because I'm the only actor who ever killed John Wayne in a picture, producers have pegged me for a villain."
(was married to Diane Ladd;
father with her of Laura Dern)
"All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learnedthe biggest word of allLOOK."
Cop: "Your driver's license says you wear glasses. Why aren't you wearing them?"
Phil Linz: "I got contacts."
Cop: "I don't care who you know, you still need to wear glasses when you drive."
US baseball infielder
"I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end."
(sister of Lillian)
"I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Joe E. Lewis
"Be quick, but don't hurry."
US basketball hall-of-famer
"Never drew a paycheck outside of baseball."
US baseball player