"Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up."

Brigham Young
(06/01/1801 – 08/29/1877)
US religious leader
James Buchanan "If you are as happy, my dear sir, on entering this house as I am in leaving it and returning home, you are the happiest man in this country."

James Buchanan
(04/23/1791 – 06/01/1868)
US President (15)
John Masefield "Life is a long headache in a noisy street."

John Masefield
(06/01/1878 – 05/12/1967)
English writer
Emanuel Hirsch Cohen "Yes, I've been in your living room many times."

John Randolph
(06/01/1915 – 02/24/2004)
US actor , when asked by strangers "Do I know you?"
Norma Jeane Mortenson "Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?"

Marilyn Monroe
(06/01/1926 – 08/05/1962)
US actor (was married to Joe DiMaggio, Arthur Miller) , on being served matzo ball soup three meals in a row
Andy Griffith "I don't know what you do but whatever it is, it's electric."

Andy Griffith
(06/01/1926 – 07/03/2012)
US actor, singer , to Jim Nabors
Bob Monkhouse "They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."

Bob Monkhouse
(06/01/1928 – 12/29/2003)
English comic, writer
Charles Eugene Patrick Boone "It seemed that my wife Shirley was always pregnant until we found out what was causing it."

Pat Boone
(06/01/1934 – )
US singer , on why she never toured with him
"The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more."

Colleen McCullough
(06/01/1937 – 01/29/2015)
Australian writer
("The Thorn Birds")
Morgan Freeman "I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe that once you get wherever it is you are going, that is where you were going to be. Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen."

Morgan Freeman
(06/01/1937 – )
US actor
"Foolish writers and readers are created for each other."

Sir Hugh Walpole
(03/13/1884 – 06/01/1941)
English writer
Ron Wood "We were barred from so many hotels, the entire Holiday Inn chain, that we had to check in as Fleetwood Mac lots of times."

Ron Wood
(06/01/1947 – )
English guitarist (Birds, Faces, Rolling Stones) , on touring with the Small Faces
John Dewey "As long as art is the beauty parlor of civilization, neither art nor civilization is secure."

John Dewey
(10/20/1859 – 06/01/1952)
US educator, philosopher
"Hello from the cracks in the sidewalks of NYC and from the ants that dwell in these cracks and feed in the dried blood of the dead that has settled into the cracks."

David "Son of Sam" Berkowitz
(06/01/1953 – )
US serial killer
"Now that I look back, I realize that a life predicated on being obedient and taking orders is a very comfortable life indeed. Living in such a way reduces to a minimum one's own need to think."

Adolf Eichmann
(03/19/1906 – 06/01/1962)
German war criminal
Helen Keller "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar."

Helen Keller
(06/27/1880 – 06/01/1968)
US writer
Reinhold Niebuhr "Nothing that is worth anything can be achieved in a lifetime; therefore we must be saved by hope."

Reinhold Niebuhr
(06/21/1892 – 06/01/1971)
US theologian
Heidi Klum "You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn't work. You have to feel sexy."

Heidi Klum
(06/01/1973 – )
German model (was married to Seal)
Alanis Morissette "What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are."

Alanis Morissette
(06/01/1974 – )
Canadian singer (was engaged to Ryan Reynolds)
Hank Ketcham "No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate."

Hank Ketcham
(03/14/1920 – 06/01/2001)
US cartoonist (Dennis the Menace)
"An Edwardian lady in full dress was a wonder to behold, and her preparations for viewing were awesome."

William Manchester
(04/01/1922 – 06/01/2004)
US historian
Yves Henri Donat Dave Mathieu-Saint-Laurent "We must never confuse elegance with snobbery."

Yves Saint-Laurent
(08/01/1936 – 06/01/2008)
French Algerian designer