Queen Elizabeth I "I have known many persons who turned their gold into smoke, but you are the first to turn smoke into gold."

Queen Elizabeth I
(09/07/1533 – 03/24/1603)
English royalty , to Sir Walter Raleigh
"The more elaborate our means of communication, the less we communicate."

Joseph Priestley
(03/24/1733 – 02/06/1804)
English chemist
Philip Dormer Stanhope "Sex... the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable."

Lord Chesterfield
(09/22/1694 – 03/24/1773)
English statesman
William Morris "Not on one strand are all life's jewels strung."

William Morris
(03/24/1834 – 10/03/1896)
English writer
Olive Schreiner "Everything has two sides—the outside that is ridiculous, and the inside that is solemn."

Olive Schreiner
(03/24/1855 – 12/11/1920)
South African writer
Andrew Mellon "A nation is not in danger of financial disaster merely because it owes itself money."

Andrew Mellon
(03/24/1855 – 08/26/1937)
US lawyer, judge, banker, Secretary of Treasury
Ehrich Weisz "The greatest escape I ever made was when I left Appleton, Wisconsin."

Harry Houdini
(03/24/1874 – 10/31/1926)
Hungarian-born US magician
Walter Bagehot "Writers, like teeth, are divided into incisors and grinders."

Walter Bagehot
(02/03/1826 – 03/24/1877)
English economist
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow "Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted."

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
(02/27/1807 – 03/24/1882)
US writer
Wilhelm Reich "Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena."

Wilhelm Reich
(03/24/1897 – 11/03/1957)
Austrian psychologist
"No man should be in public office who can't make more money in private life."

Thomas E. Dewey
(03/24/1902 – 03/16/1971)
US governor (NY)
Thomas Malcolm Muggeridge "He was not only a bore; he bored for England."

Malcolm Muggeridge
(03/24/1903 – 11/14/1990)
English writer (was married to Kitty Muggeridge) , on Anthony Eden
Jules Verne "I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through."

Jules Verne
(02/08/1828 – 03/24/1905)
French writer
John Millington Synge "'A man who is not afraid of the sea will soon be drownded,' he said, 'for he will be going out on a day he shouldn't. But we do be afraid of the sea, and we do only be drownded now and again.'"

John Millington Synge
(04/16/1871 – 03/24/1909)
Irish writer
Dorothy Fanny Nevill "The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."

Lady Dorothy Nevill
(04/01/1826 – 03/24/1913)
English writer
Terrence Stephen McQueen "I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth."

Steve McQueen
(03/24/1930 – 11/07/1980)
US actor (mas married to Ali MacGraw)
David Suzuki "We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."

David Suzuki
(03/24/1936 – )
Canadian scientist
Thomas Bing Kin Chong "Something good always happens at 4:20 for me."

Tommy Chong
(03/24/1938 – )
Canadian comic actor (father of Rae Dawn Chong)
Nicholas Drain Lowe "She's like somebody's mom who'd a few too many drinks at a cocktail party."

Nick Lowe
(03/24/1949 – )
English singer-bassist-songwriter-producer , on Grace Slick
"The reminiscences of Mrs. Humphrey Ward... convinced me that autobiography is a sin."

Harold Laski
(06/30/1893 – 03/24/1950)
English politician
Louis Perry Anderson "My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12."

Louie Anderson
(03/24/1953 – )
US comic
Lara Flynn Boyle "He's the chief [Jack Nicholson], right? What else is there to say? It's not bad sleeping with Einstein."

Lara Flynn Boyle
(03/24/1970 – )
US actor (also dated David Spade)
Alyson Hannigan "You need to suffer to be interesting."

Alyson Hannigan
(03/24/1974 – )
US actor
"If we lose the war in the air we lose the war and we lose it quickly."

Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery
(11/17/1887 – 03/24/1976)
English military
Jessica Chastain "I'm the unknown everyone's already sick of."

Jessica Chastain
(03/24/1977 – )
US actor
"No matter how complicated a problem is, it usually can be reduced to a simple, comprehensible form which is often the best solution."

An Wang
(02/07/1920 – 03/24/1990)
Chinese electronic engineer
Garry Shandling "I have such poor vision I can date anybody."

Garry Shandling
(11/29/1949 – 03/24/2016)
US comic, actor