"I would like to be like my father and all the rest of my ancestors who never married."
Jean-Baptiste Moliere(01/15/1622 – 02/17/1673)
French writer
("The Misanthrope, or the Cantankerous Lover")
"I would like to be like my father and all the rest of my ancestors who never married."
Jean-Baptiste Moliere
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young."
Dorothy Canfield Fisher
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
C. S. Calverley
"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
Ronald Knox
"I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light of the sun. I was born where there were no enclosures."
Geronimo
"Of course, you start with dreams of being a star. You want recognition, public recognition. And why not? You're doing public work."
Sir Alan Bates
"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother."
Barry Humphries
"I wanted Raging Bull. I wanted Casino. I got Rocky and Bullwinkle. But that's OK, because I still get to tell people I've worked with Robert DeNiro."
Rene Russo
"The only power an actor has is the ability to say: 'No'."
Lou Diamond Phillips
"Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker."
Denise Richards
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's punk?', and I say 'No, that's trendy!'"
Billie Joe Armstrong
"I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles. It's called Los Angeles."
Ralphie May
"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper."
Paris Hilton
"I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage."
Lefty Gómez
