"The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women's."
Diane de Poitiers
"Nature has made women with a bosom, so nature thought it was important. Who am I to argue with nature?"
Russian dressmaker, businesswoman
"It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop."
"I prefer to remember the happy things over 10 years, the things that went well. Let me see, what did go well?"
Austrian manager, NY Metropolitan Opera
(same dates as Bob Denver)
"E. M. Forster never gets any further than warming the teapot. He's a rare fine hand at that. Feel this teapot. Is it not beautifully warm? Yes, but there ain't going to be no tea."
New Zealander writer
("The Garden Party")
"I could have been a Judge, but I never had the Latin for the judgin'. I never had it, so I'd had it, as far as being a judge was concerned."
English comic, actor (Beyond the Fringe)